In. Out.

Fun day of failure at the office today. By office, I of course mean, the mailroom. Work went by like usual. Me, and the other, oh so successful, happy, and contributing members of society that worked in the mailroom, spent hours processing and sorting various letters, and packages. The work was incredibly fulfilling. As I'm sure you'd imagine. I don't think my sarcasm will work on the Internet, but it's worth a shot. No?

I spent eight or so hours in a room with stimulating people such as Beatrice. Beatrice looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would if you propped it up, and made it walk around the building being nice to everyone. In other words, disgusting. It's hard to have a conversation with someone who annoys the shit out of you, but there isn't really much choice. It's even harder working with someone who thinks you're a complete, and utter, wierdo. Which is what people WILL think of any sort of anti-social behavior. I learned that lesson the way back in high-school. Not that I was anti-social. Just introspective.

The highlight of my day were when Victoria decided to grace us with her repeated presence. Victoria was a secretary, and to put it bluntly, she had tits. Did I just blow the mind of my imaginary reader? I'll just assume I did. Anyway, back on point. Victoria had slut tits. They hung enormous, the way you would think of gods as big. It was amazing to think this woman could find a bra to hold back those two monsters. Not to mention, she must have super strength to even stand up straight. I wonder what her secret is.

She'd come down to the mailroom, like, three times, in one day. I don't even know why, because I was too busy fantasizing about how I'd like to die. I decided that if I was going to go, it'd be right there, smothered in between her mammoth mammaries. I should probably talk to her one of these days, and convince her to do it. It'd probably be classified as assisted suicide, and maybe she wouldn't go to prison.

Like I promised in the first post, nothing too amazing, or entertaining to read here. This was the only noteworthy part of my day, I will end this entry here, with an apology for wasting several minutes of your life.